This isn’t just a hat. It’s a verdict.
“California, curated to CRUMBLE” is stitched in white over defiant red, engineered for founders, operators, and renegades who watched California morph into a curated collapse under Gavin’s glossy reign. It’s not merch—it’s a signal. A wearable rejection of the politics of polish, where hair gel outperformed policy and the state became a showroom for dysfunction.
- Artifact-grade embroidery for maximum sting
- Executive red: the color of revolt, not regret
- Structured crown: built like your infrastructure should’ve been
The nitty gritty:
• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Blank product sourced from China
